Getting a first division?? easy

Here is the process of getting a !st division in CSJM university exams.
1. Find a tout. (Dont know how? Try finding any clerk or peon in the exams section related with ur degree (BA, BCom, ..., MA, MBA, etc.). More specifically, if u want a 1st division, lets say in BBA, contact a peon, a clerk or a chowkidar in the department. In the absence of these, you may try cold calling even faculty!!).
2. This guy will demand a certain amount of money and contact some insider (Usually someone from "secret" section).
3. The secret guy after ensuring his cut, will help identify the desired answerbook from a bunch and put a special mark on it. usually the mark is that this particular answerbook is kept upside down (in local parlance, "copy palatna") in a bunch of copies given to the examiners
4. when the answerbooks are issued to the examiner, the issuing clerk "requests" the examiner to "take care" of the "palti copies".
BINGO.....