Saturday, February 28, 2009

Getting a first division?? easy

Here is the process of getting a !st division in CSJM university exams.
1. Find a tout. (Dont know how? Try finding any clerk or peon in the exams section related with ur degree (BA, BCom, ..., MA, MBA, etc.). More specifically, if u want a 1st division, lets say in BBA, contact a peon, a clerk or a chowkidar in the department. In the absence of these, you may try cold calling even faculty!!).
2. This guy will demand a certain amount of money and contact some insider (Usually someone from "secret" section).
3. The secret guy after ensuring his cut, will help identify the desired answerbook from a bunch and put a special mark on it. usually the mark is that this particular answerbook is kept upside down (in local parlance, "copy palatna") in a bunch of copies given to the examiners
4. when the answerbooks are issued to the examiner, the issuing clerk "requests" the examiner to "take care" of the "palti copies".
BINGO.....

2 comments:

  1. are u sure about this thing....I have heard only rumors but nothing substabtial evidence is ever found.

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  2. Yayavar ji
    Its no rumor!!someone has to do a sting operation for this. You would b amazed to know how many and what kind of people are involved in it. when i asked a journo friend to do so he investigated on his own a bit and then came back to me and said 'Bhaiyya mujhe apni taang nahi todwani' these are dangerous people!!
    But this thing is very true. I have personally experienced this.!!!

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